- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

balls

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

kk

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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