- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Your mom.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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