- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Your Mum is soo fat.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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