- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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