Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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