yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Your big dick.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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