This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

tea with milk?

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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