- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

European on my shoes, buddy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Go away still nothing to see

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What would u like to drink?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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