What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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