- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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