- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Whats funny? Your face.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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