women's rights.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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