Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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