How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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