- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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