- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How many light bulbs? 1

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

I C U P White stuff

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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