What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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