knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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well use a tissue!

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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