Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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it was all Tagart

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Chuck Norris.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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