- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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