- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How High is a Chinese man

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A van drives into a car.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

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