Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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