- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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