- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Click here to end the world.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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