Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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I am quite mature.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Your sex life.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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