A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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