Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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