- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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