- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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