despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Black people stink of shite!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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