- Anti Joke

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.