Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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