What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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