Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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