- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Who is big and stupid My brother

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's 9+10 Ebola

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??