Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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