- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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