Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

kieran is a homosexual

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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