What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Your sex life.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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