What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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