- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

NEVER

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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