- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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