Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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