- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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