- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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