Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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