What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

pobody's nerfect

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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