- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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