- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Racial equality.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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