Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Tall asians

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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