- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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