- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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