What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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hey hey apple

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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