- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Reading the Terms and Conditions

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

dyslexics of the world untie!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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