- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

I named my son ps2 controller

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Equal rights!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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