- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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