- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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