what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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