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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

John lazzaro likes dick

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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