There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

your face

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

womans rights...

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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