- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

white or wheat? wheat please.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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