Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Women's Rights..

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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