Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

An Asian with a big dick.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

kieran is a homosexual

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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