- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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