- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What are annoying? Ads.

Horse with a chair on his head.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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