- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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