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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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