What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Im taking a shit right now.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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The holocaust

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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