- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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