Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Women's Rights

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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