Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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i like turtles

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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