Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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