Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A fat guy!

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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