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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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