Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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