- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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