- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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one stop shop

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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