Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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BIG MAC'S

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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