- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

matt is fat

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

deez nuts

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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