Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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