Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A French man gets into a fight

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

I'm homeless.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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