Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Lindsay Lohan

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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