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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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