My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Women's Rights

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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