- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Knock knock It's open, come in

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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