- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Fat people

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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