- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Chlamydia

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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