Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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