- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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