- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Do the roar!

How did the black person die? Of old age

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

poopy is poopy

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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