What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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WOw you have no life

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Dwight Howard

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Pickles are moist.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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