- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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