- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

10inch nice

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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