- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

roses are red poo is poo

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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