- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Obama lin Baden.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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