A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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