- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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