How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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