A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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