- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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