wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

dyslexics of the world untie!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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