- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

tea with milk?

Sir, your wife is dead

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Jordan is pregant

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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