What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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