- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Knock Knock? Come in.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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