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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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