Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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