Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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all the kids had fun

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Click here to end the world.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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