- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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