- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

your mum

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