Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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kathryn atkins

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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