- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Massie is a fatass

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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