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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I am quite mature.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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