- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Knock Knock Who did that?

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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