- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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