- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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