Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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