How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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