- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.