Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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