- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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