How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

nothing

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock,knock you suck

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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