- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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