How High is a Chinese man

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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