- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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