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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Poker? I barely even know her.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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