"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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