- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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