- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Guest what in the butt

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

a irish man walks past a bar

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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