- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

girls basketball

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Whose your daddy? Not me

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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