- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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