i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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