- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

AIDS

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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