- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A guy walks into a bar

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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