A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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hello

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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