Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

don't just stand there

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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