- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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