- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

knock knock come in !

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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