A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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