(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

one stop shop

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Anti Joke

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