- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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