- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

A French man gets into a fight

I'm homeless.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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