- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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