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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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