- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

All of these jokes are about white people

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A blind man walks into a library.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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