Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Diarrhea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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