- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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