- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

josh sucks polish adams dick

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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