How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

I love alchohol!

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

call me maybe.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Happy Monday!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Anti Joke

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