- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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