- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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