- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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