- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

women's rights.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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