why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Massie is a fatass

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...