- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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