What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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robin, get in the car.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Your face

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Anti Joke

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