- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A seal walks into a club.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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