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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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