- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do black people eat? Food.

Charlie Sheen is winning

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Dwight Howard

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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