What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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