- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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