Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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