- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A sober Irish individual.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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