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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.