- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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