- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Men's rights

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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