- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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