- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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