roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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T u r n i p s

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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