- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Knock knock.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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