- Anti Joke

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot