Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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TIMMY

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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