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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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