- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

my wife out of the kitchen

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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