- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Patriarchy.

Barack Obama

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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