Camerons hair is Curly..

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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WNBA

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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