- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Dumb

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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