antonis sister is mighty fine

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Women's Rights

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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