- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Where's the soap?

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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