Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

tea with milk?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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