Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

eoin burgin is fat

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Guess What??? Ur Murr

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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