whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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