What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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