What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

a chinese man pays the full price

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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