- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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