- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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