A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

what are you mike bibby?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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