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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Women's Rights

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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