- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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