- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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