a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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