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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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