- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's worse than this That :(

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What is green and slow Grass.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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