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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A man walks into a bar

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.