- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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