What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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