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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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