- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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