Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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deez nuts

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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