- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Horse.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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