Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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