There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Barack Obama

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what do you call a black guy african american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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