- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Dude man, I'm high...

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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