What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

the economy.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Blacks

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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