- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A guy walks into a bar

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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