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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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