- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??