Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the dog die? He was old

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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