What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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learn. advance!

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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