3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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WILLYS

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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