- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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