Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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