A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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