Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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