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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

u know whats a crime? rape

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.