What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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