- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Click here to end the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

hi michael

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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