- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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