how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Black people stink of shite!

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

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