- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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