- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

an american walks out of a strip club.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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