- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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