whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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