Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A guy walks into a bar

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Anti Joke

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