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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.