- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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