- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Fat people

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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