- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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