- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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