Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

where's mom I killed her

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

hashtags suck balls

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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