What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Click here to end the world.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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