- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Trump will make America great again.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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