why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Anti Joke

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