- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

So these two girls have a cup .

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

i have yougurt mit traktor

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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