What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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