What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Penis chickens

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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