Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Daniel is a fag

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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