what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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