- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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