Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Massie is a fatass

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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