Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

WNBA

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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