Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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