- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A man did not like this site

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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