- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Click here to end the world.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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