- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Neither did she.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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