A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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