A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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