- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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