why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What fires shots? A gun

Obama lin Baden.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

pobody's nerfect

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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