Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Poop...

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why didn't he finish his

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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