How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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knock knock come in !

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Jersey Shore.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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