- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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