Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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