What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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AIDS

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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