- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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