Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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