What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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