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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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