Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why? Why not?

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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