What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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