Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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