- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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