- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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