- Anti Joke

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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