- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Cheese

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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