One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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