- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Women's Rights..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Asian women drivers...

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Women.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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