- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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