How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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