Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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