What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Your sex life.

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