whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Your sex life.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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