Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

mitchell palmer sucks

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Boob

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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