- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

European on my shoes, buddy.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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