Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...