- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Your Mom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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