- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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