How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

i like it in the mouth

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

aodhan hearty

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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