Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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