- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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