Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Poop...

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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