there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Anti Joke

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