- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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