- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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