What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

sky silverstein

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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