- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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