Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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