How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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guess what what ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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