- Anti Joke

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

kathryn atkins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

homosexual

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Yo Momma So Fat!

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A man walks into a bar

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath