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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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