- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

you see theres this guy.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

someone called someone else a frog

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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