Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Your're racist.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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