Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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