Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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