Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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