- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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