- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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