why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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