- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

charlie sheen

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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