Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Womans baksetball...

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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