i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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