- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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