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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

batman farted so hes retarded

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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