What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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child labor

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Anti Joke

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