- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

* anti-punchline

Men's rights

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Peas

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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