What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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