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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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