- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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