Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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