- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why do mexicans get made fun of

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

I was watching Fox news.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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