- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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