- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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