What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Whats two plus two Four!

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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