What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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