- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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