- Anti Joke

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.