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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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