- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Gus's mom

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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