- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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