this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

test

You idiot.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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