- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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