I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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