- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

ure mama's so fat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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