- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

bangers and mash?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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