- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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