Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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