- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

what are you mike bibby?

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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