Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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