What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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