- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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