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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Women's Rights..

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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