- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??