What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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