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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Continents are large islands.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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