- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

No it doesnt..

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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