- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Pain Olympics.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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