What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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