- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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