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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.