What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Dan walked into a jelly fish

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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