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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If life gives you lemonade.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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