When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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