- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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