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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Massie is a fatass

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

The holocaust

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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