An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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