How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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