Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Ehh

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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