- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A French man gets into a fight

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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