"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Rebecca Black

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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stinky boner

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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