a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Tunechi

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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