Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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