The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Your big dick.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Men

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Obama

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