A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

what came first the chicken or the chips

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