- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How did the black person die? Of old age

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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