- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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