Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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