- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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