- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.