- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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