Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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