- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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