- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Seriosly. too much sex again?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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