- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

poopy is poopy

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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