why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What's up? Your time.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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