- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

I <3 Hitler

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

PENIS lol

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Womens rights.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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