- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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