knock knock

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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