My mom

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

well use a tissue!

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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