- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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