- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

asians have slitted eyes lol

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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