- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

I C U P White stuff

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How many light bulbs? 1

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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