- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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