Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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