- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What's one plus one? two.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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