What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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