- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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