- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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