Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

WNBA

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

* anti-punchline

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

woman's rights

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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