What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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HURT

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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