- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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