- Anti Joke

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.