Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Your sex life.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Do the roar!

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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