- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Obama = ebola

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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