What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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