A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Your're racist.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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