- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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