What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Obama lin Baden.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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