What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

America

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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