:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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