How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the fish say after he

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Hello.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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