- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Homo say what?

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

i committed murder

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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