What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Black people.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Wolfjob.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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