- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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