- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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