- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why did the fish fly It didn't

drugs.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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