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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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