- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Chuck Norris is dead......

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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