Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

whats white and sticky glue

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

you give like i give lomain

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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