what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What hurts like hell? HELL

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Chuck Norris Dies.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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