Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Yo mama so fat.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

here kitty kitty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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