Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Anti Joke

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