why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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black people swimming

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Denard Robinson

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