- Anti Joke

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!