- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

your no better than a cockroach

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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