- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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