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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Happy Monday!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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