- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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