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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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