- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

who is not good looking? mon morello

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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