What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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hiya

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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