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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Chuck Norris.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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