why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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gay pom...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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