- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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