- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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