It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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