The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Womans baksetball...

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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