- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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