Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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