- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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