- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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