- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

think twice or at least think

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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