Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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Women's rights.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Anti Joke

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