Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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