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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

taking out the trash... at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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