- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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