Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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human centipede

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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