Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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