- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

women's rights.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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