- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

joe galasso from plainview ny

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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