A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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the economy.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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