- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

i hate non minorities!

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

This is a joke.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

WILLYS

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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