- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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