why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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