- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Okay.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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