- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Chlamydia

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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