Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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