what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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