- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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