Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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