- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

And you honored it I see :P

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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