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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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