Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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