- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Womans baksetball...

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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