- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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