13 =B you just learned something

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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