- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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