- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

how man

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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