What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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