- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

why did katy fall off her bike?

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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