- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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