- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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