- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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