- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Justin's life

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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