there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Bitch

Hey how is your wife and my kids

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

This is a joke.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

WILLYS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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