Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Your sex life.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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