- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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