Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

hi michael

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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