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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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