Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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