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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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