-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Ily bae

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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