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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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