- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Obama

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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