Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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