- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A penis walks into a bar..

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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