- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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