- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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