Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Pickle

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What would u like to drink?

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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