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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What's 9+10 Ebola

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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