- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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