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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Massie is a fatass

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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