- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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