Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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knock knock? come in

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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