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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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