- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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