- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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