Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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WOw you have no life

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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