why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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