When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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