Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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