- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

hers a joke... japanese people

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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