- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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