- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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