- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What do we call Osama? Osama

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

I love you

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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