what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What's one plus one? two.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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guess what>? your mum lol

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Women's rights

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Anti Joke

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