- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Take part of what?

WOw you have no life

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Anyone can post anything.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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