- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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