- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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