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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians