- Anti Joke

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Women's Rights..

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...