- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Double-whammy

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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