knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Anti Joke

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