- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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