- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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