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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

a man makes a bad joke

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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