- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

I had a submarine.... once

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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