- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A gay man watches football.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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