- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Poop

What's the new green? Green

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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