- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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