- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Bryson got a concussion...he died

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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