- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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