- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

the sky is green no it is not

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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