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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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