- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What's red and has wheels? A red car

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do I hate? people

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

France had one revolution

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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