Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Worms don't like apples.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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cory is gay

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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