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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Chick Norris... Enough said

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

antonis sister is mighty fine

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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