-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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