- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Grace Ackerson

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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