why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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deez nuts

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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