- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Fine, ladies first.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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