- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Hello.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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