What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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my egg roll

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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