Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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quantum physics?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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