- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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