Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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