- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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