When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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