whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Sex

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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