Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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