Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Racial Equality

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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