- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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