- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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