**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Knock Knock.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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