- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Face Hunter is scum

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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