- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

run farther?

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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