why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Anti Joke

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