Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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