- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Dumb

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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