Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why? Why not?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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