Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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