- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??