- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

the economy.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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