I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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