What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Small Penis.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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