Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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