Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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a black man pays his child support

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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