A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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