- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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