What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

roak

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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