Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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