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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

the economy.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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