roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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kkkk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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