- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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