The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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dallen loves penis

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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black people swimming

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Dont read this joke

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Worms don't like apples.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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