What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Sixty... eight

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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