Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

whats 7+4? 74

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

diarrhea.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Whats funny? Your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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