Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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