- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really funny joke.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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