- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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