What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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