Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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