What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Anti Joke

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