Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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