Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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star wars kid

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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