are you saying pam, or pan?

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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no.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Anti Joke

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