Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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