- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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