- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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