i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Banana Hamock.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

drugs.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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