This is a joke.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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I have a really funny joke.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What's the new green? Green

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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VITAMIN C!

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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