Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Guest what? Dog

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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