- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What would u like to drink?

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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