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Women's rights

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

You were born.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you call two dog? dogs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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