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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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