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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

matt is fat

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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