- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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