Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Chlamydia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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