- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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