- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Stop. Seriously stop.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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