- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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