- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

YOLO

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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