- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

your mom was so fat that she died.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??