What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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