Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Your face

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Women's rights

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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