- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.