- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Where's my tractor?

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse than this That :(

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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