- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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