Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Black people in Camden NJ.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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