- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Diarrhea

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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