Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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