What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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