What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Men's rights

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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