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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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