How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Women's rights

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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