How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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