- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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