- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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