A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

rocky is here again.......................

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Lol! Why you wanna know?

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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