What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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