- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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