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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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