Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Your're racist.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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