- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Knock knock, COME IN!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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