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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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