- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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