What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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