Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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