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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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