How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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