a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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