Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

I'm Coming

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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