- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

whats green and lives in the water

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Obama lin Baden.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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