roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Small Penis.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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