- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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