- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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