Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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A house comes around the corner.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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