- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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