Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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knock knock go away

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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