- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fires shots? A gun

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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