My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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women's rights

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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