Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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