- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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