- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what did jacob say to coach a joke

A man penetrates another man.

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