- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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