There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Your mom.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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womans having rights.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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