Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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