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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what kind of dog can tiptoe

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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