What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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