What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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