- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

bite me

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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