- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

I work at jcpenny

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Antijokes...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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