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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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