A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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