- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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