- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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