- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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