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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I'm winning at Scrabble.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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