How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Gay republicans

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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