- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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