- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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