- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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