Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Banana Hamock.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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