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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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