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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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