Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Ily bae

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THe Election

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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hey hey apple

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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women's rights.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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