- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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