Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Anyone can post anything.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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call me maybe.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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