What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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