- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Patriarchy.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

You're a big fat monkey.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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