- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Your mother just died.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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