- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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