Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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