If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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YOU

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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run farther?

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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