- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

You are joking right?

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's big and purple? Barney

Why are white people white? I don't know

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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