- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.