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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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