- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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