- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

I enjoy Popcorn

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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