I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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