Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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