- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Knock Knock.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what's white and sticky semen

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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