- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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