- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

sorry got to poo

What hurts like hell? HELL

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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