- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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