- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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