A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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