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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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