- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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