- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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