Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Ol-ive

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Your sex life.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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