Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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