- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

knock knock? come in

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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