Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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miha kako si?

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