What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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12/23/2012

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Women's Rights

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Anti Joke

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