What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Jersey Shore.

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knock knock come in !

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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