- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A miserable man committed suicide.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Mahmy

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

I was watching Fox news.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A guy walks into a bar

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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