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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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