What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Anti Joke

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