Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

You had better thumbs up this post.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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