- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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