Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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