I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

no rasist joks

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Homo say what?

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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