- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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