- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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