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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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