Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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