- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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