What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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