What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

one stop shop

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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