Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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j.p. is dumb

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Dwight Howard

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WOw you have no life

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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