- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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