*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Your mother just died.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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