What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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justin beiber sucks

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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