What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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CHORGLUND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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