- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Knock knock knock OCD

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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