- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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