Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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potatoes

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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