Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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what is 3+3= 8

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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