When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Women

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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its all aodhan

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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A person from Singapore eats

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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