- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

My love life

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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