Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Women's rights

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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