- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

The dewey decimal system

Praise Paisley

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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