- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

The Princess is in another castle

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

rocky is here again.......................

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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