what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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