- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The Princess is in another castle

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

rocky is here again.......................

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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