- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Knock, Knock Come in

What's red and can sing? Elmo

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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