A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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you gay?

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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osama bin laden is dead

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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