Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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