what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Kyle grund parker coffey

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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