- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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