- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

don't just stand there

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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