- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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I agree to the terms and conditions

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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