- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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