- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??