- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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