- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

9/11 my birthday

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A house comes around the corner.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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