How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Obama

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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