- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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