Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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