- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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