- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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