What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

SHUT UP JP

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

autsim

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

aodhan hearty

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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