- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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