- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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