- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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