- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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