- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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