- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

drugs.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

My Nan, that is all.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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