Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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