Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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womens rights

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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