The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Tucker Rivera

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

your no better than a cockroach

I was watching Fox news.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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