- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Your're racist.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

i have two hands.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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