- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Where's the soap?

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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