- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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