- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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