- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Long joke Your such a downey

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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