What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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