- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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