- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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