my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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