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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

men's rights activists

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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