sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops