- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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