- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Cripples are lame.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A russian gives away vodka.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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