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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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