- Anti Joke

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Jack Stevens

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor