- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What is green and is not grass A frogg

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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