What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

i like it in the mouth

Albino African Americans

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

the economy.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what is 3+3= 8

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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