What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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civil rights

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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