Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Anti Joke

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