Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Kameron Brown is gay.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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