What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your face

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Kevin and Ramin

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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