why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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black people swimming

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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