What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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