A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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