- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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