- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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