- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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