- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Anti Jokes = Drained

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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