- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

knock knock come in !

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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