- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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