- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Sixty... eight

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

woman's rights

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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