Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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