- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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