- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Womans baksetball...

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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