- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

i have yougurt mit traktor

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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