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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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