A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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