An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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