- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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