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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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