Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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