Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

my penis

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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