Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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