- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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