How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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