How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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