Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Where's my tractor?

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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