- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

I love you

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What did Washington say to California? WC

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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