- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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