- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Weaner

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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