What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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PENIS lol

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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kk

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