YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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