What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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gay pom...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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