- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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