- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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