- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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