why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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