- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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