Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Hello.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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