- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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