- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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