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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Poop...

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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