A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A French man gets into a fight

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Amanda Knox walks home free.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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