- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's worse than this That :(

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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