What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Sixty... eight

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* anti-punchline

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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