- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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