- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

I walk into a bar...

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

non poop

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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