- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

How high is the sky? True or False

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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