If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Kevin and Ramin

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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