Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Anti Joke

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