- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what are three short words? i a am

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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