Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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