- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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