why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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