Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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