- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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