Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

read this sentence again.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

America

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

silver bullet?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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