The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How did the black person die? Of old age

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

I am quite mature.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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