- Anti Joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator