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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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