Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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