Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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