Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Death by kayak

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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