- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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