Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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12 in general

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Anti Joke

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