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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Massie is a fatass

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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