What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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