- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What is the name of the car? What

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Your sex life.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

WOw you have no life

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??