Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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