What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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