- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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