a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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diarrhea.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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whats 7+4? 74

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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