- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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