Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

LO AND BEHOLD!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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