A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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