- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Then none of us want to be right.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Barack Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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