- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why didn't he finish his

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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