What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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knock,knock you suck

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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