- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

knock knock come in !

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

TIMMY

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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