- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Golf.

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