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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Continents are large islands.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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