Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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