Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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