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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Women outside of the kitchen.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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