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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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