- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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