What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A man died.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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