- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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