- Anti Joke

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.