- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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