- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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