- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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