- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

this website even though its hilarious.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

And Stephen Hawking said.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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