- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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