Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Anti Joke

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