- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How old are you? 7

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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