- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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