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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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