- Anti Joke

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Jack Stevens

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.