- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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