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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a irish man walks past a bar

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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