Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

#Getweird

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A penis walks into a bar..

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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