We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

TIMMY

Jersey Shore.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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