A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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