- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

roses are red violets are indigo

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Poop

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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