- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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