- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Andoni was here

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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