Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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