what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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