What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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