- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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