- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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