- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Water? I hardly know her.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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