Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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A blind man watches TV

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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