- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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