What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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anus

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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