- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Detroit has a low crime rate

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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