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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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