Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Okay.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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