Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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im @ work, LOL.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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