- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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