- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Poop...

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Dumb

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

brock has small hands for a small job

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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