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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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