What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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