How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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