- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Bob Saget that is all

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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