- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Christ is a conspiracy

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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