Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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