What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

call me maybe.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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