- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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