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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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