Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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