- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

womens rights.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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