Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Male leadership.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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