- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Link ate ink to make him sink.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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