Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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