Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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N-E Pats never cheated

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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