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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Whats funny? Your face.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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