- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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