- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A sober Irish individual.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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