2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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time to spruce up!

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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knock knock go away!!!

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Charlie Sheen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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