Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Knock knock. Its open.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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