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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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