- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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