Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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