what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Gus's mom

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A guy at a baseball game....

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

In soviet Russia...things are different

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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