- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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