- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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