what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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black people swimming

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