- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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