- Anti Joke

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!