Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Poop

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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