- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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