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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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