- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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