- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

Santa isn't real

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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