- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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