So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

European on my shoes, buddy.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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