Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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womans rights...

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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