- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Poker face

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A bar walks into a man

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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