why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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