- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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