- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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