- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

I wrote a funny joke.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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