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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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