Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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salad days!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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