- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

I am quite mature.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do black people eat? Food.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

CFL

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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