- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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