Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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