- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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