What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I am quite mature.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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