why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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sucks Syntax...

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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