Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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knock knock

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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