- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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