- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."