- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

THe Election

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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