- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

3021 North Broadway Avenue

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

fridge

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

yolo your orange looks orange

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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