That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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