- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How High is a Chinese man

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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