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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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