- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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