- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

So a horse walks into a barn.

mexicans fishing

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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