- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Who is big and stupid My brother

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

roses are red violets should be purple

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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