Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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whats black and strange a paki

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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