What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Who wants water? I do.

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aodhan hearty

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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