What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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