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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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