- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

yolo your orange looks orange

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

once upon a time, it snowed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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