Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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