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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

How did the black person die? Of old age

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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