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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

a man makes a bad joke

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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