Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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69

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Barack Obama

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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