- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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