- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

women's rights.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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