What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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knock,knock you suck

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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