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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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