When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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