KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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