Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Homo say what?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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