Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

your face

penis. nuff said.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

why are balck people black because they are

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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