- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what's white and sticky semen

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

pull my finger (farts)

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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