What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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