What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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