- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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