- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

I used to know what alzheimers was

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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