- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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