Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Julian Ha.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Anti Joke

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