whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

i saw amango it splootered

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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