- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Want to hear a joke? No.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Knock Knock. Come in.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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