Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Phew... it's gone.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Poop.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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