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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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