- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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