- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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