- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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