- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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