Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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