- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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