A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

123 f*ck off

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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