- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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