- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Women's Rights

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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