Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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