- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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