Jersey Shore.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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