Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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