A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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WNBA

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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