Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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KOOKABURRA

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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