Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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TOP KEK

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What do I hate? people

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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