How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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