- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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