- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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