- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

quantum physics?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Screw it you write the joke.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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