How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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