Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Manchester City

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

The holocaust

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

I just threw up..In my pants.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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