- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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