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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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