In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Women's rights

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Girls Lacrosse.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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