Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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