What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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