You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Caramel Boing.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

wanna here a joke? you.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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