- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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