A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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no rasist joks

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Bob Saget that is all

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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