I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Ily bae

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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