- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??