Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Where's my tractor?

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Anti Joke

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