How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Niall Horan

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

womens rights

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

hi jonny

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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