- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

hey hey apple

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Please ignore this statement.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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