- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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