- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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