How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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