NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

PIED NINNY!

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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