how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Bitch

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What is my name? I dont know

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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João Duarte reads this.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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