- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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