Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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