- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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