- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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