What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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alert('The Game')

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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