Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Women drivers...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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