I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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I asked her where you were.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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