- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Knock knock, COME IN!

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How old are you? 7

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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