- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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