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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

knock knock

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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