How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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