What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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