A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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whats 2+2? 1

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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