Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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