A blind man walks off a cliff.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

whats brown and sticky? A stick

Womens rights

Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

whats 2+2? 1

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

whats 2+2? 4

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

You're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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