whats forever alone me

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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smug face >:}

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Invisible Television.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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my bubbles!

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???????????? WTF?

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Anti Joke

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