how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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I've got a boner

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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