Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Invisible Television.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Dylan Eichas

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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this site is funny.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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