What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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