Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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I've got a boner

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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