Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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