What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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this site is funny.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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GIVE

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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