Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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