Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Caitlyn.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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