Invisible Television.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

thumb_up thumb_down +31

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

thumb_up thumb_down +17

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

thumb_up thumb_down +20

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

thumb_up thumb_down -28

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

thumb_up thumb_down +99

What?

thumb_up thumb_down +47

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops