What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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