What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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this site is funny.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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