Invisible Television.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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???????????? WTF?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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my bubbles!

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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