- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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