What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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my bubbles!

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Invisible Television.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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???????????? WTF?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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