Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

???????????? WTF?

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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