how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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???????????? WTF?

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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