What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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this site is funny.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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GIVE

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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