How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What?

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poop.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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